how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum
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There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
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I DIDN’T GET IT.
Until I did.((OH YOU))
OOC: Why is—OH.
LOL
trolol
LOLOLOL
OMG
LMAO
IT’S NOT—
Oh. I get it now.
yep. shoulda seen that coming.
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“guess what”
“what”
“no you have to guess”
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Somewhere a graphic artist is giggling.
ahahha
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Relationship Conflict Quick Fixes
Not all issues in relationships require hours of talking and lots of work to correct. Some of the most common relationship conflicts can be resolved in quick and simple ways. Here are some of the most common conflict quick fixes:
· Poor time management. So many couples find themselves arguing and frustrated because they feel that they don’t spend enough time together and they feel that their partner doesn’t make enough time for them. Quick Fix: schedule in time each week that’s just dedicated to spending time together. It can be the same time every week or change according to your schedule, just make sure to slot each other in the way you do with meetings and appointments.
· No alone time. Couples often argue when one person feels that they are constantly busy, surrounded by friends, families and distractions and that there isn’t enough alone time as a couple. Quick Fix: similar to the one above, only this time you need to schedule time for just the two of you. Make it a priority and say no to one party or group social event and dedicate time to be alone with your partner. It’s so easy to do and the gesture will go a long way, especially if you make it a regular habit.
I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.
I didn’t win.It was a draw.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
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